May 13th, 2008. Los Angeles, CA. The newlyweds decide to embark on another journey, the one that calls for almost 100 paparazzi to stake out their din din location like locusts, hoping to get a money shot.

After being married for 6 days, not even a week, they are telling everyone that they are planning on having kids and looking to start their family real soon. Nick Cannon hit the jackpot in both sex and publicity. Lucky bastard.