Someone please tell Christina Ricci to get some sun and hire a new stylist. Here’s the Speed Racer star looking almost like Michael Jackson as she tries to avoid the paps. Look it, I know they gave the pap-smears that name for a reason, but like it or not, if a celeb doesn’t cooperate, it makes for a bad picture.

Case in point:

I’m a fan of Christina’s, don’t get me wrong, but when I saw these pictures I had to laugh and wanted to share. Her whole pastey with white look reminds me of this kid in highschool who was called c*mshot.