Yes, you read correctly, Tom Cruise is going to be making an appearance on Oprah in May.

Do you think he will talk about his past relationships, the rumors about his split with Katie, or maybe even the big question on everyone’s mind, is he gay? Are you kidding me, of course not, he’s going to be on there to promote the 25th anniversary of Risky Business.

Oprah is planning a show all about the re-release of the special edition DVD and might even include other appearances from the cast, like Rebecca De Mornay. This will be Tom’s first time back on the show since his infamous couch-jumping episode back in June of 2005.

Oh man, I hope top-dog O makes him do a re-enactment of his sliding across the floor in tighty whitey’s on the show. You know that’s going to be a clip they will show and smirk about.

Wouldn’t that be funny if for some reason Oprah decides to get back into her ballsy reporting style and ask Tom on the spot about his personal life? It’s never going to happen, but that would be a HUGE ratings boost for her and everyone would be happy, except for Tom, but oh well.