Paris Hilton held her auditions for her new MTV reality show last week at Nikki Beach Midtown nightclub all about becoming her new BFF. Another low has been reached for the former music video channel.

Shallon Lester, a writer for Daily News, went undercover to the casting call and described her experience with all the wannabe BFFs to Paris. Poor girl had to go through such ridiculous crap. To start off, there was an interview proccess that weeded out the normal from the “fierce,” including lots of extreme gay-boys and plastic-faced bimbos. Lester made up a persona to get her past the first round as she stated, ” I introduced myself to the casting director as a Swedish bikini waxer who loves Yorkies and Chace Crawford.”

After her “sexy profession” got her to the next round, it was time for the five-page questionnaire. Can Paris read, because I highly doubt these things will make it into the arrogant heiresses hands. They were asked questions from why they consider themselves “fabulous to whether we’ve kissed someone of the same gender. There were a few tricky ethical dilemmas thrown in, such as ‘A hottie isn’t feeling Paris but is all over you. What do you do?”

Then it was on to the camera portion of the interview, where all the hopefull queens and barbie’s had to confess all their “previous wild antics and why we would be suited for the limelight.” I wish I could have been there to see how slutty the interviewers got. Wouldn’t be surprised if the girls flashed some poon to get noticed. Paris’ response obviously being, “That’s hot…” How lame.