Wellity, wellity, wellity… Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom seem to be hot in the crotch for each other. The two were seen on March 25 at an L.A. restaurant, Beso, for the Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation. Jebus, that sounds like a serious disease.

Since it was a charity fundraiser, there were lots of Hollywood A-Listers there, including Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Jessica Simpson, Kate Beckinsale, and Eva Longoria, who owns the little eatery. But they’re not so important right now.

Witnesses there said the secretive item were certainly adding their share of passion to the event. Ok! had eye witnesses say, “They were like heat-seeking missiles. They came together, threw their arms around each other and shared a big hug.” Another witness went on to say, “I saw them in a booth next to each other and Jen was looking at Orlando like he was her favorite person in the world. She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!” To quote Aniston, “isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic!”

Alright, I’m sorry, but I’ve always thought Bloom looked like a girl. I don’t understand it, but I guess Jen is really desperate for some lovin’. If that’s what you need, then go for it. 

That’s the gist of it. If you want a more in-depth story, pick up an Ok! Magazine today and read about it.